Seemingly Cute Guy: I’ve been watching Mad Men recently, I like it but I can’t put my finger on why really.
Me: I’ll tell you exactly why. Exactly. Wanna know why?
SCG: Hahaha okay, why?
Me: Don Draper. He’s so mysterious and interesting, you want to know everything about him.
SCG: you’re probably right.
Me: I’m always right. Oh Don Draper, how I love him.
SCG: Haha oh okay well you can keep Don as long as I get January Jones.
Me: What?! You’d pick Betty. Betty over Joan?!
SCG: Oh yes Betty all the way.
Me: Hmmm interesting….