Seemingly Cute Guy: I’ve been watching Mad Men recently, I like it but I can’t put my finger on why really.

Me: I’ll tell you exactly why. Exactly. Wanna know why?

SCG: Hahaha okay, why?

Me: Don Draper. He’s so mysterious and interesting, you want to know everything about him.

SCG: you’re probably right.

Me: I’m always right. Oh Don Draper, how I love him.

SCG: Haha oh okay well you can keep Don as long as I get January Jones.

Me: What?! You’d pick Betty. Betty over Joan?!

SCG: Oh yes Betty all the way.

Me: Hmmm interesting….

Tsk Tsk Mr. SCG, no more supply of bourbon in your file cabinet for you!