I notice you are walking in the middle of the road.

This road that I am driving on.

See the way this traditionally works is the cars go in the road and the humans who are walking using their foot body parts walk on the sidewalk.

Yes, I understand there is snow on the sidewalk and therefore you choose to walk in the street to protect your precious shoesies.

THIS IS NEW ENGLAND IN WINTER. WELCOME. HOPE YOU LIKE IT HERE. NOW GET YOUR BODY ON THE SIDEWALK AND BUY YOURSELF SOME SNOW BOOTS.

Thanks,

Sarah

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