Over the weekend I spent the night at Maverick’s house and noticed he had some weird looking dental floss in the medicine cabinet.
I just reread that sentence and realized it might seem like this is going an unsavory direction but I assure you, it isn’t.
Anyway, the floss was stretchy and pink.
I promise, this isn’t going somewhere weird.
So being a curious cat I decided to try it out.
OH MY GOD.
That dental floss was a revelation I tell you.
We had several conversations that weekend about how awesome the dental floss was, and how exciting it was to find dental floss that doesn’t suck.
Last night before I went home I mentioned how excited I was to go to CVS to pick up my perscriptions and see if they had the famed dental floss so I might floss my teeth with magic floss at my own apartment.
I’m happy to report that they did indeed have the floss, and while pricey at 5 dollars a pop, I deem it worth it.
Flossing is one of my least favorite activities and I will do nearly anything to make it more pleasant.
I have never had an enema for example, but I expect if I did need to purchase an enema someday I would spring for the pricey one. There are some instances where one must treat oneself, ya know?