Me: I feel bad that I’m always picking what we watch on TV.

Maverick: *Rolling his eyes and looking frustrated* I really don’t care!

Me: I just feel bad *closes car door* because I had an ex boyfriend who always made me watch ESPN and I never got to pick what we watched and it made me feel resentful and I don’t want you to resent me.

Maverick: Are you kidding? Do you know how long it’d take me to pick out something to watch? There is like a million channels and I don’t even know what I would want to watch. It’d be like that scene from Shashank Redemption when Brooks gets out of prison and is overwhelmed by the world and all its fast moving cars. I might carve “Maverick was here” into the backside of the remote before eventually giving up.”

Me: Hah, okay then.