Student: Miss, what year was I a Freshman?
Me: *Staring, blinking three times.*
Student: Miss. what year was I a Freshman?
Me: I am not answering that question.
Student: But miss, I don’t know!
Me: You are a high school junior in honors classes, you know the answer to this.
Student: Ugh Miss!
Me: What year is it now? Count backwards.