As I walk downstairs to man the lunchroom door (most awful, detested, duty that makes me contemplate running away to join the circus) a student of mine passes me in the stairwell.

Student: miss what ya eating

Me *hold up container of yo plait Greek vanilla yogurt, brand purchased cuz they were on sale 10/10.

Student Oooh yogurt

Me oh yes I am living a very glamorous life

Student *laughs* miss you livin’ that yogurt life mhmm!

Fin.

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