As I walk downstairs to man the lunchroom door (most awful, detested, duty that makes me contemplate running away to join the circus) a student of mine passes me in the stairwell.
Student: miss what ya eating
Me *hold up container of yo plait Greek vanilla yogurt, brand purchased cuz they were on sale 10/10.
Student Oooh yogurt
Me oh yes I am living a very glamorous life
Student *laughs* miss you livin’ that yogurt life mhmm!